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Episode 1.14: Good Samaritan
Abby: This is the left rear tire off Commander Julius's car. Notice anything unusual?
Gibbs: It's inflated.
Abby: Is that a guess, or do you actually know where I'm going with this?
Gibbs: What do you think?
Abby: Well, I don't know, that's why I'm asking.
Gibbs: Why don't you just tell me?
Abby: So you don't know.
Gibbs: I wanna make sure you know.
Abby: Hmmm.
Gibbs: Hmmm.
Abby: We should play poker sometime.
Gibbs: Yeah, we should.
Abby: According to Sheriff Dupray's report, when she got to the scene the tire was flat. But I had no problem filling it.
Gibbs: Sure it's not a slow leak?
Abby: This is the second time I filled it. And the first time I had it submerged in water. There were no bubbles.There was nothing wrong with this tire.
Gibbs: Somebody let the air out to make it look flat.
Abby: The killer went through a lot of trouble to make a crime scene look like something else.
Gibbs: Any luck with the tire track?
Abby: Depends on your definition of luck.
Gibbs: Mmmm. Particularly feisty today, Ab.
Abby: Thanks for noticing.
Episode 2.10: Chained
Abby: Hello?
Gibbs: You got him? (Him - Tony)
Abby: Are you honestly asking me that?
Gibbs: No, Abs. I called to flirt.
Abby: You think I'd send our helpless boy out there in the world without knowing exactly where he is?
Gibbs: Abby, go to video. I thought you said you had him.
Abby: The GPS system has his position. -- Within four feet. You don't have him in your car?
Gibbs: No, Abby. I do not! (Kate turns on the GPS) Okay. I got him now.
Abby: You forgot to turn it on.
Gibbs: Put McGee on.
Abby: (to Timmy) He wants you.
Timmy: How did he know I was here?
Abby: Because he's Gibbs.
Episode 2.19: Conspiracy Theory
Abby: Correct as always, my silver-haired fox! I mean, Gibbs, sir, boss...
Episode 2.20: Red Cell
"Tell Abby I want her."
"Oh, Gibbs, I never knew!"
Episode 3.01: Kill Ari 1
Gibbs: I will get you bullet-proof glass.
Abby: There's no such thing, Gibbs.
Gibbs: Ok, bullet resistant glass.
Abby: Ari didn't shoot at you and hit Kate by mistake, did he? He's after me now.
Gibbs: I was walking by that window when he fired.
Abby: You're just saying that to make me feel safe.
Gibbs: I'll keep you safe Abby. I promise.
Episode 3.03: Mind Games
I'm pregnant, McGee. Twins. Haven't told the father yet. It's Gibbs. I know it's wrong, but something about his silver hair just gets me all tingly inside.
Episode 3.05: Switch
Gibbs: I'd hate to start smacking you the way I do DiNozzo.
Abby: You wouldn't! You would?!
Gibbs: It won't be on the head.
Episode 3.08: Under Covers
Abby: Don't look at me that way, Gibbs! I was at league night when I got your 911. I was two frames away from a perfect score. And just for the record, stupid outfits were not my idea.
Gibbs: I like it.
Abby: (pleased) It is kinda cute, huh?
Episode: 3.14: Light Sleeper
Abby (as Gibbs): "Just gimme their names, Abbs, and I'll break 'em for ya!Abby (as herself): I know you will, Gibbs, and that is why I love you.
Episode 3.21: Bloodbath
Gibbs: No one is going to hurt you, Abby.
Abby: You're just saying that to make me feel better.
Gibbs: Did it?
Abby: Yeah. Can you say it again?
Gibbs: Nobody's going to hurt you, Abbs. *puts his arm around her and she snuggles up to him, and he kisses the top of her head*
Abby: Can I stay at NCIS till you catch him?
Gibbs: Uh-huh. I'll move your whole lab into the elevator if it'll make you feel better.
Episode 3.23: Hiatus 1
Abby: (talking about Gibbs) "... it cost a lot. You know, it doesn't matter what it cost, cause this is Gibbs we're talking about. I can't believe that he's hurt. He's never hurt. Not hurt enough to go to a hospital. He has to be dying to even go see a doctor. Oh my God! He isn't dying, is he? I don't know what I would do! Positive thoughts. Positive thoughts. Positive thoughts. ... Okay. I know you have to be family to go into emergency [...] but Gibbs and me, we're tighter than blood."
Episode 4.02: Escaped
Abby (hugging Gibbs): Of course you're back, I can feel your badge! That is your badge, right?
Episode 4.02: Escaped
Abby: You are security, right? Don? let Gibbs leave the building! I already told you why, Tom! *Gibbs walks in* Never mind, false alarm! Gibbs! Thank god! I was so sure you? be halfway to Mexico by now! *hugs and cuffs his wrist to hers* Sorry. You're a flight risk.
Gibbs: Abby!
Abby: We're gonna figure out this case, Gibbs, we always do! *off his look* You already figured it out.
Gibbs: No. But you?e going to. I wanna know how Paulson knows.
Abby: Knows... what?
Gibbs: Everything. Everything that we seem to.
Abby: +grin-pounce-handcuffed-hug*
Episode 4.03: Singled Out
Abby: (explaining a portable fingerprint scanner to Ziva, grabs Gibbs' hand) All you have to do is get each dater (takes Gibbs' right index finger) to press his right index finger (places it against the scanner) here. (rests her fingers on Gibbs, beaming at Ziva.)
Ziva: Really? Is that all, Abby? (Abs nods cheerfully) How do you suggest I do that?
Gibbs: Improvise. You'll figure it out. (Abs beams at Gibbs approvingly.)
Episode 4.06
Gibbs: Not bad for a blond.
Abby (dressed as Marilyn Monroe): There's more, if you;re interested... Mr. President.
Episode 5.07: Requiem
Gibbs: No.
Abby: Please, please, please, please, please Gibbs!
Gibbs: No.
Abby: Ach! Okay. I'll never ask you for anything else (Gibbs: Abby!) ever... I promise.
Gibbs: Come on. Ever?
Abby: Hm, maybe not ever. But I want ask for anything else for at least like... a week.
Gibbs: Sure. Where and when?
Abby: Here. And now.
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